Corrupt A Wish!

The game is simple. All you have to do is wish!

With a twist.

You can only wish after you corrupt the previous wish!
IE:

P1: I wish I could fly!
P2: Granted, but you don't know how to control flying and crash. I wish I could sing better!
P1: Granted, but your singing is so good everyone hates you with jealousy,
ETC

Simple, right? I'll start!

I wish I had some cheez-its right now.

you have them, but they have cockroach eggs inside =D





I wish MLP:FiM season2 was airing right now :U

Wish granted. The only problem is they replaced the ponies with frogs and renamed the show MLF: Friendship is Overrated. And all of them are now voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.

I wish for an empty box.

Granted, but you get trapped inside it and can't get out.

I wish I had a fish to grant my every wish.

Wish granted. But the fish evolves into shark, so it eats you whole. Then grants your wishes in the afterlife! (Cue: Paws of Reverie)

I wish for a dancing potato.

Granted, but the potato dances off to Veggie Tales and now to see it, you must tune into PBS Kids on TV.


I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.

Challenge Accepted. Only you realize you lost the game after I corrupted it.

I wish this statement was false.

granted, but now you've caused an infinate looping paradox and your left hand disappears owo

I wish i had a bar of swiss chocolate o.o

Granted, but the chocolate is no chocolate at all. In fact, it's swiss fudge.

I wish Seven.

Your wish is granted, but you find out 7 8 9. ...then there was a bored audience.

I wish for a DVD rewinder.

granted, but the DVD rewinder rewinds the DVD into a crapy VHS tape

I wish for 100 American dollars

Granted, but you move to England, where it's now worth roughly 85.

I wish that 7 didn't 8 9.

7 barfs up 9, but 9 deforms to 1 over zero. UH OH!

I wish I had a forum game.

Granted, but the Forum game is locked and no one can post on it

I wish one wish i have would be granted without it being corrupted

Your wish goes through, but no one responds (in another dimension)

I wish for 900000000 exp

Granted, but the EXP is from twenty years ago and expired.

I wish there were more players to this game.

Wish granted. But they're all asleep.

I wish for french toast.

Granted, but a ghost eats it.

I wish that I could draw better

Granted. It turns out better than expected! (the opposite of you thinking you draw bad)

I wish for an "easy" button.

Granted, but the voice on it doesn't work.

I wish for world peace.

You get world peace, but Switzerland beats you with his peace prize. (Hetalia dub joke lololol)

I wish for endoplasmic reticulum!

Fine...but you get an excess of unfolded proteins, and get a messed up cell.

I wish for a Ride cymbal for my drums.

Granted, but it's much louder than the other pieces of your set.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Wish granted, only you turn into a fish on the spot and die from a lack of water.

I wish for a spoon

Granted, except it's a spork.

I wish for a giant banana!

You get a giant banana. Unfortunately it's not the banana you were hoping for. Omai.

I wish for a shotgun

You get a shotgun with no shells, and a barrel with a dent so that you can't use it.

I wish for MY MEMORY

You get your memory....to your computer. Its only 128 mb. Lame.

I wish for PuppixDamara Crack Yuri >:3

Granted, but it's black-bar censored.
I wish for... friends

Wish granted, but they love you so much they stalk you to death

I wish I didnt have a dog